I want money. Not enough to be filthy rich, but enough to just not have to work. I know everyone wants this, and I don’t think I’m more deserving than anyone else, but I really just don’t want to work anymore. I’d be perfectly content to have some sort of gorgeous benefactor take care of me for the rest of my days, possibly in exchange for lots of really good sandwich making. And you can take that to mean whatever you’d like, though I really am great in the kitchen.
Just Putting This Out There…
March 1, 2013 at 5:38 am (Uncategorized)
Tags: humor, lazy, money, sammich, sandwich




O.o (@sick_of_dreams) said,
March 1, 2013 at 5:39 am
*looks down at the gutter* There went my mind…
brattymac said,
March 1, 2013 at 5:40 am
Exactly where it should have gone, m’dear
writerinplay said,
March 1, 2013 at 5:48 am
I already have plans for this, you know I want you in my kitchen….
brattymac said,
March 1, 2013 at 6:35 am
I’m looking forward to this arrangement *waggles brows*